shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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