What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
