If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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