I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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