I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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