can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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