Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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