i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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