you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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