SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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