I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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