so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
im drinking this country out of the recession.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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