Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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