On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
