Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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