Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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