Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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