I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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