Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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