I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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