it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize