Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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