i barfeds in our rink
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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