Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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