it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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