Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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