he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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