wat bout pragnant strippers??
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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