so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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