Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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