remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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