my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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