You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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