That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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