i don't like sucking hair
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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