when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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