At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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