I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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