I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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