we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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