It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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