i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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