North Korea, Best Korea!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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