Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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