Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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