Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
