i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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