Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
