i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
someone owes me an orgasm
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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