Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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