I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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