Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
