Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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