All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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