Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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